UFC 88 Report
9/6/2008
Report by Dhumal Eafteyamo of Gerweck.net
Dong Hyun Kim Vs. Matt Brown
Rd. 1
The
story of this first round is Dong controlling Brown's back and having
him in deep trouble with a standing RNC. Brown turns into him
eventually and lands a nice high kick that stuns Dong. Brown looks for
a choke of his own, but Dong works out of it and gets control of Brown
as the round comes to an end. 10-9 Dong
Rd. 2
Brown
early with various kicks. Dong lands a jumping knee and falls onto his
back. Dong is forced up and Brown lands some great knees to Dongs Chin.
Brown looks to take Dong down, but Dong stuffs it. Dong looks for a
takedown of his own but Brown stuffs it and him against the cage and is
picking him apart right now. Brown trips Dong and is now in his closed
guard. Dong looks for a high rubber guard and Brown postures up and out
of trouble and gets hit by a good upkick. Brown attemtps a spinning
Guard passing punch. Brown now posturing up and looking to land body
shots. Brown backs away and Dong is forced to stand up. Dong looks to
engage again and tries to hold Brown close to avoid punishment. Both
men are physically winded here. Brown lands a fantastic combination.
Dong falls to his back and Brown gets on top of him and is looking for
an arm triangle. He's givin it up to deal out punishment to Dong. 10-9
Brown
Rd. 3
The fight is halted as Brown realizes he
forgot to put his mouthpiece in after getting popped in the mouth. Dong
secures a takedown and gets sidecontrol. THROW ELBOWS. Ah, Brown
escapes and gets back to his feet. Brown pushes him against the fence
and is pressuring him with nice inside knees. Dong lands a big shot on
Brown and now he has Brown up against the cage. Dong gets him back on
the canvas and is in Browns half guard. ELBOWS DONG, COME ON. Browns
holding Dong close to avoid real punishment in this position. Dong
lands two beautiful elbows and Brown is gapped open. Browns face looks
like it was in a car wreck. Dong working short elbows here. 10-9 Dong.
This fight will be decided on whether or not the judges gave him 10-8
for round two.
Post-fight Brown says he cant see anything. He
should definitely not be winning this fight, but the judges are
notoriously bad. So we'll see.
Of course Peoples scores it for Brown. What an idiot, please fire this guy already.
Dong Hyun Kim Via Split Decision
The crowd hates the decisions, I agree Dong should've won Unam. Great Job!
Matt "dont put lime in my chew" Brown says, "Whatever Man!"
Martin Kampmann Vs. Nate Marquardt
Rd. 1
Marquardt
connects with a big head Gongzaga/Mirko kick early that folds Kampmanns
knees. Marquardt stays with him and is obliterating him. Kampmann is in
big trouble and Marquardt is blasting him with knees and inside
uppercuts and bodyshots. Kampmann is crippled to the floor after being
bulldozed. The fight is all over. I was totally impressed with his
performance. Marquardt looked like an absolute beast. STEAL THIS WIN
FROM HIM JUDGES. I guess they call Kampmann the hitman because he was
just hit a million times before collapsing against the cage.
Marquardt Via TKO Rd. 1
Dan Henderson Vs. Rousimar Palhares
Rd. 1
Henderson
backs Palhares up and blasts him with a vicious right hand and then
follows it up with some G'n'P on the ground. Henderson moves away from
potential danger and forces Palhares to engage and come at him.
Henderson stuffs two shots and is looking to just blast Palhares jaw
into the first or second row of seats. Henderson lands another crushing
right. Palhares attempts a wheel kick to no avail. Palhares shoots
again and is stuffed. Perhaps he forgot that Henderson wrestled for the
Olympics. Palhares looks to come in and eats vicious shots. Palhares
picks himself off of the mat and throws some very untraditional MMA
kicks. Palhares shoots a takedown and Henderson looks for a crucifix
off his back. Palhares escapes and is now in Hendersons half guard.
Palhares rolls for a knee bar as the bell rings. 10-9 Henderson
Rd. 2
Henderson
is just toying with Palhares in the opening of this round. Palhares
lands a brutal big takedown. Palhares is now in Hendersons closed
guard. Palhares rolls and grabs a heel hook, Palhares switches it into
a kneebar. Henderson sits up and blasts him with a big shot. Henderson
is able to escape and jumps out of danger and Palhares is forced to
stand back up. Palhares shoots and is stuffed again. Henderson breaks
the control on the ground with a shot to Palhares. Palhares looks for
another takedown and Henderson has none of it. Henderson is now in
Palhares full guard. Herb stands both fighters back up. Henderson lands
a right hand and both men exchange head kick attempts. 10-9 Henderson
Rd. 3
Palhares
early with another stuffed shot. Palhares attempts a spinning heel
kick. Yeah, like chun li. Henderson blasts Palhares again as Palhares
attempted another spinning heel kick. Palhares looks for two more
takedowns that Henderson stuffs. Henderson lands two nice right hands
and Palhares comes over the top and lands a shot of his own. Palhares
is swinging for the fence here. Picture Balrog/Sagat mixed together.
Henderson lands another two good rights on Palhares. Palhares grabs a
leg and looks for a takedown. Henderson stuffs it and spins out of
trouble. Henderson throws a punch and Palhares fakes a knockdown as he
falls to his back and looks to land a kneebar. Henderson stands up and
gets out of trouble. Henderson ends the round crushing Palhares chin as
he was laying on the ground. 10-9 Henderson
Dan Henderson Via Unam. Decision
Dan
Henderson is surprised that one of the judges gave a round to Palhares.
Obviously he doesnt watch Ufc's, because horrible judging is a staple
for the Ultimate Fighting Championships.
Randy Couture is
interviewed about his fight coming up with Brock Lesnar. Let's go
Brock. Hopefully Brock legit f5's Randy out of the UFC for good.
Tim Boetsch Vs. Michael Patt
They
announce that Patt trains with Gurgel. Well if i know anything about
Gurgel, it's to always bet against him. So from the start things are
not looking good for Patt. Here's to hoping that someone left a banana
peel in the cage so Boetsch can slip and even the fight up.
Rd. 1
Patt
starts off with a leg kick early. Boetsch steps forward and lands on a
nice shot on Patt. Boestsch is working some inside knees in the clinch.
Boestsch breaks the clinch and throws a nice body kick. Boetsch works
the body then drills Patt's face. Boetsch lands a huge right hand that
crumbles Patt to the mat. Boetsch is ontop of him blasting away on him
now. Herb stops the fight.
Tim Boetsch Via Rd. 1 TKO
Hopefully they match Tim Boetsch/Houston Alexander sometime in the near future.
Rich Franklin Vs. Matt Hamill
HAMILL'S OUT TO SKYNYRD!
This is tough, who do you pick in a Gurgel/Gurgel match?
Rd. 1
Franklin
is circling Hamill and throwing leg kicks. Hamil lands a nice right
hand that Franklin counters with another leg kick. Hamil lands a nice
uppercut on Franklin. Franklin juiced and is cut on his right eye.
Franklin is continually landing leg kicks on Hamill. Why hasnt Hamill
shot? I dont know. Hamill finally shoots and gets the takedown and
passes. Franklin rolls his legs and looks for an armbar. Hamill juiced
and both men are gaped open under their right eyebrows, on the forehead
guys, on the forehead! Franklin pops up and lands a huge knee on
Hamill. Pretty first round. 10-9 Franklin on account of all of his
successful leg kicks.
Rd. 2
Franklin throws a
leg kick and Hamill catches it and looks for a takedown. Franklin gets
out of trouble and starts to tee off on Hamill with various shots. Ref
halts the fight to have the doctors check Franklins eye. The fight is
restarted. Hamill is continually looking for his right uppercut.
Franklin is picking him apart here. Franklin kicks Hamill deep in the
balls. Fight is halted again. After 20 seconds we get a restart.
Franklin evades punishment while dishing out heaps of damage on Hamill.
Franklin continues with his barrage of punishment to Hamill's legs.
Franklin lands a great body kick and then follows with another leg
kick.Snnnnoooooooooooooooooooze fest. Hamill catches a few Franklin
kicks but doesnt capitalize. Can i give both guys minus 1 million
points. Yeah, minus 1 million. This Gurgel/Gurgel fight is living up to
its potential to be the most boring fights i've seen this year. The
real loser thus far is Us, the audience and everyone that had to pay
for this.
Rd. 3
Franklin finishes Matt off with a body kick that sends Hamill to the canvas, tapping and hurled over. WOOOOO it's over!
Rich Franklin Via TKO Rd. 3
Rashad Evans Vs. Chuck Liddell
Rd. 1
Both
men active with Chuck looking to unload on a big shot while Rashad
keeps circling and avoiding damage. Rashad working his jab effectively
and lands a nice leg kicks. Rashad keeps switching stances and dropping
his hands to showboat. Chuck keeps the pressure on Rashad. Chuck
juiced. Rashad is avoding damage, at the end of the round Chuck throws
a big head kick after the horn. Tough round to call
Rd. 2
Rashad
starts the round out pumping and dancing. He's obviously got him pissed
off. Rashad and Chuck look to square up and both men unload with Rashad
getting the better of the encounter. Chuck looks for a right hand and
Rashad pushes him away. Rashad catches Chuck twice with hooks and he's
just staying active and bouncing away from damage. RASHAD CRUSHED
LIDEELL WITH A THUNDEROUS RIGHT. LIDDELL HITS THE HAY AND CRUMPLES TO
THE GROUND. RASHAD JUST MURDERED LIDDELL. LIDDELL IS DONE AND SUGA IS
DANCING LIKE A MAD MAN. ahahahahah AWESOME. Rashad just did him like I
do chumps on Fight Night! Biggest Win of Suga's Career and man that was
an outstanding perfomance.
Rashad Evans Via KO Rd. 2
Jason McDonald Vs. Jason Lambert
Rd. 1
McDonald
immediately gets a takedown, Lambert locks in a guillotine as both men
are on the ground and up against the fence. McDonald after a minute and
half works out of danger and is in Lamberts full guard. Lambert is
controlling McDonalds posture to avoid any real damage. This needs to
be stood up. McDonald finally lands some shots and connects with a few
elbows and shots to Lamberts head. Lambert locks in a guillotine and
has it deep as the round closes. McDonald stays consensus by throwing
punches into Lamberts head. 10-9 McDonald
Rd. 2
The
round opens with both men flurrying. McDonald snatches a takedown and
McDonald works to pass and gets Lamberts back. McDonald locks in a body
triangle and McDonald sinks in a deep Rear Naked Choke. Lambert taps
and it's all over.
Jason McDonald Via Rd. 2 Rear Naked Choke Tapout
Submission of the Night award goes to Jason McDonald!
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